pupbutt:

no words to even describe how much I prefer cold weather over hot weather 

  • my friends: how does it feel to dedicate your life to a fictional character who isn't real
  • me: pretty fucking great actually thanks

joshpeck:

do you ever just realize that you’re not a good person

kars:

I am awake but at what price

  • teacher: describe yourself in one word
  • me: done

  • me to every female character at some point: you deserved better

In the gentle fall of rain from Heaven, I hear my God. But in the thunder, I still hear Thor.

i can never say if i’m a slow or a fast reader tbh my pace always depends on the book some books i finish in one sitting and others i finish after 78 years

oomshi:

as soon as I see a cute celebrity I google their height I have to make sure this relationship will work

LLMNS